Friday 4 December 2009

Paris.

If someone doesn't take me to Paris soon I will jump off the roof of a chicken fucking cottage and let that be a lesson to you all. Do they have chicken cottage in Paris? Do Parisians eat KFC? I don't fucking think so.

Is this what Diana would have wanted?


There is a field full of old telephone boxes somewhere between East Croydon and London Victoria.

Fuck everything but this?


My great miseries in this world have been Heathcliff's miseries, and I watched and felt each from the beginning: my great thought in living is himself. If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger: I should not seem a part of it.—My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods: time will change it, I'm well aware, as winter changes the trees. My love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath: a source of little visible delight, but necessary. Nelly, I am Heathcliff! He's always, always in my mind: not as a pleasure, any more than I am always a pleasure to myself, but as my own being.

'May she wake in torment!' he cried, with frightful vehemence, stamping his foot, and groaning in a sudden paroxysm of ungovernable passion. 'Why, she's a liar to the end! Where is she? Not there—not in heaven—not perished—where? Oh! you said you cared nothing for my sufferings! And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! Oh, God! it is unutterable! I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!'

"... for what is not connected with her to me? and what does not recall her? I cannot look down to this floor, but her features are shaped in the flags! In every cloud, in every tree—filling the air at night, and caught by glimpses in every object by day—I am surrounded with her image! The most ordinary faces of men and women—my own features—mock me with a resemblance. The entire world is a dreadful collection of memoranda that she did exist, and that I have lost her!"

Monday 16 November 2009

Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13 year old girl...


We knew that the girls were women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them.

Monday 28 September 2009


Why does Kerry Katona not live in Portslade?

I love you Jarvis.

"Lipgloss"No wonder you're looking thinWhen all that you live on is lipgloss and cigarettes. And scraps at the end of the day When he's given the rest to sommetaeone with long black hair. All those nights in, making such a mess of the bed. Oh you never ever want to go home. And he wants you so you may as well hang around for a while, call your dad on the phone. He changed his mind last Monday, so you've gotta leave by Sunday, yeah.You've lost your lipgloss HoneyOh yeah. Now nothing you do can turn him on, there's something wrong. You had it once but now it's gone.And you feel such a fool for laughing at bad jokes And putting up with all of his friends and kissing in public. What are they gonna say when they run into you again? That your stomach looks bigger and your hair is a mess And your eyes are just holes in your face. And it rains every day and when it doesn't, the sun makes you feel worse anyway. He changed his mind last Monday, now you've gotta leave by Sunday, yeah. You've lost your lipgloss Honey, Oh yeah. Now nothing you do can turn him on, there's something wrong. You had it once but now it's gone. Though you knew there was no way it was gonna last for everIt still shook you when he told you in a letter that he didn't wanna see you. You nearly lost your mind, Oh yeah. You've lost your lipglossHoney, Oh yeah. Now nothing you do can turn him on, there's something wrong. You had it once but now it's gone, Oh yeah. You've lost your lipgloss Honey, Oh yeahNow nothing you do can turn him on, there's something wrong. You had it once but now it's gone. Oh yeah